These are ten reason that makes our current president, the greatest leader we ever had. What makes him so unique you may say? Well, he did things not most of our previous presidents would ever do. WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT!

10 Reasons Why President Bush is So Great

1. He got rid of Saddam Hussein
It’s great that the mass killing dictator Saddam Hussein is gone and so Iraq is free from his grip. Iraq is finally free to all, even to terrorist to set up their bases there.

2. He got US soldiers to do their jobs
Bush is getting US soldiers to actually using their guns to kill Arabs, instead of just laundering corrupt Arab leaders and Israel money to kill them.

3. No bin Laden in Afghanistan
He got bin Laden out of Afghanistan so he can’t be under Taliban’s protection. Instead, bin Laden is now in the Pakistan, surrounded and protected by his followers. Well, at least bin Laden is not Afghanistan, that’s good enough, right?

4. He helped Democrats
Democrats should love him due to his actions. While being in the White House his war-hawk actions helped Democrats be popular and gain control of Congress. See how he shows his love to his rivals, even though it was unintentional.

5. He put EPA funds to use
The EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) has a lot of money just sitting around and instead of just letting it sit there he used it to promote his 2004 re-election campaign. At least he did something with the money, right?
Washington Post

6. He made American students more popular with the US Military
Can you blame his generosity to American students? He gave the pentagon access to the private record of every student in America. Now our military can see our students’ restricted records, yay!
MotherJones

7. He labels Iran to be evil and wants US to attack them
US sets the rules of what can or cannot be done by other countries, and who ever thinks otherwise are terrorist and are part of the “axis of evil”. Iran doesn’t want to abide by US’s foreign policies so they are part of the “axis of evil”. So, now we know Iran is evil and they are no good Muslims, because our President said so, even though the Iranian people love Americans. Wow, President Bush knows everything, he knows what’s right and what’s wrong.

8. He gave America superior rights to attack first
By his actions, President Bush showed America that we have the right to “strike first”. We get to attack countries that we think may attack us, it worked for Iraq, even though we attacked for the wrong reasons. Preemptive strike is good for America, since we are protecting ourselves from sovereign nations that could attack us first, right?
Washington Post

9. He shows his hatred for crime
Bush is against all crime, except for war crimes his administration officials committed. When Clinton was in power domestic crime reduced significantly due to higher wages for police officers. Now President Bush wants to due all of us a favor and lower the budget for the police and use that money to prevent shootings in schools. Besides, guns come from the streets, but the real shootings news, that are worth being on TV, are the ones that occur in high schools. Isn’t he a great president?

10. He killed to protect America
He killed so many people that could attack us and he is doing a lot more to make sure America becomes a better nation. Even though the people he killed were innocent, he thought we should better be safe then sorry. Now that’s a true leader.

Of course, this post has a sarcastic theme. President Bush is one of the worst president that we had. His leadership along with his administration’s leadership is leading America to be less popular with the world everyday. Not only that, his actions are helping radical Islamic fundamentalist recruit more and more brain-washed killers to kill innocent people. If you got a chuckle out of this then I applaud you, because President Bush is a joke. And I invite you to comment to give me a feedback of what you think.


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